Song Parodies -> "No Toilet Roll? That's Bad"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"No Toilet Roll? That's Bad"

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The Lyrics

If there's one thing that connects us all, no matter what walk of life, it's how a lack of bog roll is the surest path to PANIC.

Oh-ooh, yeah-eah, I think it's somethin' ev'ryone understands
Can't lie, say "It's nothin'", no toilet roll? That's bad
No toilet roll? That's bad, no toilet roll? That's bad

Oh-ooh, please, all I need when that number two lands
Are reams of those sheets, no toilet roll? That's bad
No toilet roll? That's bad, no toilet roll? That's bad

Not gonna tell you all the details, that's right
It's universal, there's no point, it's real shite, it's real shite, it's real shite

Yeah-eah, you, hand me somethin' that will get me clean stat
'Cause I need that somethin', no toilet roll? That's bad
No toilet roll? That's bad, no toilet roll? That's bad

Sounds gross but it's true: at home, this would be fine
No-one to notice my search for that two-ply, that two-ply, that two-ply

Yeah-eah, you know that public bathrooms are really crap
So I'm pretty desp'rate, no toilet roll? That's bad
No toilet roll? That's bad, no toilet roll? That's bad
No toilet roll? That's bad

In my house, forgetting to restock the loo roll and then reeeeeally needing it is referred to as "poor life decisions".

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