-> "Fellas All Dig Me"
Original Song Title:
"Eleanor Rigby"
Parody Song Title:
"Fellas All Dig Me"
Parody Written by:
That Hot Girl
The Lyrics
nah, you won't ever know me, "peep-le"
nah, you won't ever know me, "peep-le"
fellas all dig me;
watch me entice as I lurch -
lightly sweating, I gleam:
girl of their dreams...
better than Tinder:
no face-to-face, nothing deep -
just facade, nothing more;
still they adore...
all the lonely peep-le,
these dudes, they all log on...
all the lonely peep-le
these dudes can't all be wrong...
Father, please cleanse me:
I've been a scourge for the vermin
I rope in to leer
for my career;
writhing and jerking,
tossing my locks to their
tight-fisted moans of despair...
but... should I care?
all the lonely peep-le,
these dudes, come one, come all...
all the lonely peep-le,
these dudes can't all be wrong...
nah, you won't ever know me, peep-le
nah, you won't ever know me, peep-le
fellas all dig me;
buying the merch that says "Cherry" -
cuz that is the name
that I have claimed...
"follow" and "friend" me,
then buy perverse underpants
that say "Cherry's my slave"
(those are my faves...)
all the lonely peep-le
these dudes, they all log on...
all the lonely peep-le
these dudes can't all be wrong...
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