Song Parodies -> "Ticket of Speed"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket to Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ticket of Speed"

Parody Written by:

Random Idiot

The Lyrics

I think they really were mad,
I know you must pay, yeah
I think your habit of speeding must go away.

You got a ticket of speed
You got a ticket of speed
You got a ticket of speed
But you don't care

I say that driving with me,
it can make me dead, yeah.
If you don't want to kill thee,
you must use your head.

You got a ticket of speed
You got a ticket of speed
You got a ticket of speed
But you don't care

I don't know why you're driving so fast.
You ought to think twice.
You ought to keep both us safe.
And please don't make a journey our last.
You ought to think twice.
You ought to keep both us safe.

I think they really were mad,
I know you must pay, yeah
I think your habit of speed,
that must go away, yeah.

Oh, you got a ticket of speed
You got a ticket of speed
You got a ticket of speed
But you don't care

I don't know why you're driving so fast.
You ought to think twice.
You ought to keep both us safe.
And please don't make a journey our last.
You ought to think twice.
You ought to keep both us safe.

I say that driving with me,
it can make me dead, yeah.
If you don't want to kill thee,
you must use your head.

Ah, you got a ticket of speed
You got a ticket of speed
You got a ticket of speed
But you don't care

You must keep control, you must keep control,
you must keep control, you must keep control,
you must keep control, you must keep control

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G_RandomPerson - June 07, 2024 - Report this comment

Why didn't I think of using this song when Canadian Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland got a speeding ticket after claiming she doesn't have a car.

Alois Havrilla - June 07, 2024 - Report this comment

Well, everyone knows that’s easy for the new 1934 Chevrolet! These heroes like Chrystia Freeland and others come to you through the courtesy of Chevrolet! The most dependable car in the low-priced field!

Random Idiot - June 10, 2024 - Report this comment

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