I Saw This Real Cute Girl, Parody Song Lyrics of The Beatles, "You're Gonna Lose That Girl"

George&GermaineBriantFan - June 19, 2024 - Report this comment

If this had happened with Carole Lombard during her tenure as a “Bathing Beauty” with Mack Sennett in 1927-29, she would have went to a carnival fair with Lloyd Pantages, the son of a famous movie theater owner during that time. She was engaged to him briefly in 1927, and by 1928 their relationship had fizzled out. Seeing as how her tenure with “Sennett” was basically one last extension of her childhood, it’s not without the realms of possibility that this was a real scenario. Too bad the board’s Self-Appointed Phil Ossifer can’t understand that.

The Real Phil Ossifer - June 19, 2024 - Report this comment

Only in what’s left of your pitiful brain could there be a connection between this parody, a has-been geezer gal and movie theater owner’s son’s brief relationship from a century ago and you trying to spin it into a false narrative, just like the Gary McNamara BS. I guess that once you’ve stopped dwelling on Gary McNamara, you could turn the teenaged adventures of Carol Lombard and Lloyd Pants-On-Fire into your new rehash franchise…’cuz ya know you love to copy. Again, and for the 1,000th time, do you think there's even one person in the world who is proud to know you? I'm trying to imagine how that would work. Oh, I know, creativity’s hard, especially when you’re not exactly “gifted” with anything approaching a normal intellect. I wish you well with your dish washing career.

George&GermaineBriantFan - June 19, 2024 - Report this comment

Puh-leeze, idiot. There is no surprise that you can’t comprehend the concept of Lombard/Pantages at an amusement park in the twilight of their childhoods since you’ve obviously never known that experience yourself. Dream on, it ain’t happening. You have no idea what I actually go through on a daily basis, being in a mental institution (yesterday I punched a woman’s face ‘cause she was abusing me). I’ve been here since July of last year and I’m gonna be here the rest of my life, but at least I can still find humor in it and have Interest access. Just curious, what’s your favorite crayon color? I ask because you’ll need a lot of them to sharpen. Hope you enjoy the greatness of the color beige, dull-on-the-dole.

The Real Phil Ossifer - June 19, 2024 - Report this comment

Look, we get it; everyone here knows that you’re nothing but a screaming garbage baby who hates being reminded of reality, so you try to make up for it by volume-posting and leaving commentary for yourself under other members names. You’ve done nothing but reprise the same songs, subjects and comments since your second day on here, and at best you might change eight words from whatever fecalfest you posted previously. Tree stumps could claim they're smarter than you, and they'd probably have a point. You sure do like that "crayon" line. Betcha wish you had a brain that could think of things like that, huh? Dream on, it ain't happening. Got any proof on that Carole Lombard/Lloyd Whatshisname claim? No, you don't. All I know about them is that they’re has-beens from who-the-hell-cares-when, so I have no interest in anything about them whatsoever. I guess I can’t handle the truth. Lastly, you have called me racist, sexist, a pedophile and other things you don’t know how to spell. Coming from someone who can’t tie their shoes or even write a sentence correctly, I do not think that means what you think it means.

California Amusement Park c. 1927 - June 19, 2024 - Report this comment

Carole Lombard: “Gee whiz, Lloydie, let’s go onto the Ferris wheel together! I’ll sit on the left side and you sit on the right.” Lloyd Pantages: “But I’ve never been on one of these before.” Carol: “Oh Lloydie, if you don’t do it, George&GermaineBriantFan is gonna dig up this uneventful story and make it his obsession one day. So I suggest you come up there with me and hug me while you look at my lovely, creamy legs.” Lloyd: “I don’t know who G&GBF is, but if you say so, I’ll ride it with you.” Carol: “Yippee! Thanks, Pantsy. And take that animal prize with you too, or else G&GBF isn’t gonna have enough detail to merit a parody.”

More California Amusement Park c. 1927 - June 19, 2024 - Report this comment

Carol: “Gosh, it sure is windy up here, Pantsy.” Lloyd: “We haven’t even gotten to the top, yet.” Unknown voice: “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!!” Carol: (screams) “WHO IS THAT????” Voice: “I’m George&GermaineBriantFan, and I’ve come to scare you at your amusement park day!!!” Lloyd: “It’s you!!!” Carol: “Pantsy, who does he remind you of?” G&GBF: “Silence! Your amusement park/teenagers in young love story will be my obsession for the next three months. Be prepared to have the people of AmIRight read the joys of your funny one-liners and young love and other things from back in 1927! ‘Cause after beating all the other six topics into the ground, how about a new obsession that I can turn into a franchise/false narrative?” Carol: “NEVAR!!! You stay away from this moment and let us kiss each other in love!” G&GBF: “Fine, but you can’t stop me from turning this fake, made-up scenario into a pawn for my latest fixation. Ask Phil Ossifer, he knows me better than I do myself.” Other Ferris wheel rider: “BOO!! You suck!!!” Carol: “Oh, boo yourself!”

guart milkster - June 19, 2024 - Report this comment

I was working in the kings garden one day and I saw a girl. That's where my idea for this came from.

George&GermaineBriantFan - June 19, 2024 - Report this comment

Shows what you know, Phil Ossifer. I wanted to put this here while I still can because it makes your worthless comment even more pathetic. Did you even bother to look into the Carole Lombard/Lloyd Pantages/amusement park connection to the subject matter of this entry? There is no surprise that you can’t comprehend the concept of Lombard/Pantages at an amusement park in the twilight of their childhoods since you’ve obviously never known that experience yourself. Dream on, it ain’t happening. Seeing as how her tenure with “Sennett” was basically one last extension of her childhood, it’s not without the realms of possibility that this was a real scenario. Too bad the board’s Self-Appointed Phil Ossifer can’t understand that. You might as take a look at Carole Lombard’s promotional photos taken about this time. (1927-29) Be prepared to use tissues. Willing to look into that, Phil Ossifer?

The Real Phil Ossifer - June 19, 2024 - Report this comment

Gotta admit, I don’t get the connection between this parody, a has-been geezer gal and movie theater owner’s son’s brief relationship from a century ago and you trying to spin it into a false narrative, just like the Gary McNamara BS. I guess that once you’ve stopped dwelling on Gary McNamara, you could turn the teenaged adventures of Carol Lombard and Lloyd Pants-On-Fire into your new rehash franchise…’cuz ya know you love to copy.

The Real Captain Obvious - June 19, 2024 - Report this comment

Look, we get it; everyone here knows that you’re nothing but a screaming garbage baby who hates being reminded of reality, so you try to make up for it by volume-posting and leaving commentary for yourself under other members names. Tree stumps could claim they're smarter than you, and they'd probably have a point. You sure do like that "crayon" line. Betcha wish you had a brain that could think of things like that, huh? Dream on, it ain't happening. Got any proof on that Carole Lombard/Lloyd Pantsonfire claim? No, you don't. All I know about them is that they’re has-beens from who-the-hell-cares-when, so I have no interest in anything about them whatsoever. But like you said, I guess I can’t handle the truth. Lastly, you have called me racist, sexist, a pedophile and other things you don’t know how to spell. Coming from someone who can’t tie their shoes or even write a sentence correctly, I do not think that means what you think it means.

Phil Ossifer - June 19, 2024 - Report this comment

OK, help me understand how you go about picking which past comments to repost under a new entry. These were obviously responses to other things not even referenced in whatever you happened to post today, so why use them? Better yet, why keep reposting my comments at all? Trying to feel like you actually belong on this board?

CA Theme Park, 1927 Reprise - June 20, 2024 - Report this comment

Since NO ONE here has bothered to read this brief bit in response to this parody, we’re gonna post it again: Carole Lombard: “Gee whiz, Lloydie, let’s go onto the Ferris wheel together! I’ll sit on the left side and you sit on the right.” Lloyd Pantages: “But I’ve never been on one of these before.” Carol: “Oh Lloydie, if you don’t do it, George&GermaineBriantFan is gonna dig up this uneventful story and make it his obsession one day. So I suggest you come up there with me and hug me while you look at my lovely, creamy legs.” Lloyd: “I don’t know who G&GBF is, but if you say so, I’ll ride it with you.” Carol: “Yippee! Thanks, Pantsy. And take that animal prize with you too, or else G&GBF isn’t gonna have enough detail to merit a parody.”

CA Theme Park 1927 Reprise, continuted - June 20, 2024 - Report this comment

Carol: “Gosh, it sure is windy up here, Pantsy.” Lloyd: “We haven’t even gotten to the top, yet.” Unknown voice: “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!!” Carol: (screams) “WHO IS THAT????” Voice: “I’m George&GermaineBriantFan, and I’ve come to scare you at your amusement park day!!!” Lloyd: “It’s you!!!” Carol: “Pantsy, who does he remind you of?” G&GBF: “Silence! Your amusement park/teenagers in young love story will be my obsession for the next three months. Be prepared to have the people of AmIRight read the joys of your funny one-liners and young love and other things from back in 1927! ‘Cause after beating all the other six topics into the ground, how about a new obsession that I can turn into a franchise/false narrative?” Carol: “NEVAR!!! You stay away from this moment and let us kiss each other in love!” G&GBF: “Fine, but you can’t stop me from turning this fake, made-up scenario into a pawn for my latest fixation. Ask Phil Ossifer, he knows me better than I do myself.” Other Ferris wheel rider: “BOO!! You suck!!!” Carol: “Oh, boo yourself!”

The Parody Connector - June 20, 2024 - Report this comment

And to explain WHY this parody has any relation to the bit above in the first place… “If this had happened with Carole Lombard during her tenure as a “Bathing Beauty” with Mack Sennett in 1927-29, she would have went to a carnival fair with Lloyd Pantages, the son of a famous movie theater owner during that time. She was engaged to him briefly in 1927, and by 1928 their relationship had fizzled out. Seeing as how her tenure with Sennett was basically one last extension of her childhood, it’s not without the realms of possibility that this was a real scenario.”

George&GermaineBriantFan - June 21, 2024 - Report this comment

For the THIRD day in a row, Phil Ossifer has refused to come up and give his take on this parody, its connection to Carole Lombard as a late-teenager and her brief relationship to Lloyd Pantages in 1927, and whether or not they went to an amusement park together in that year or not. If this topic had more merit and relevance than what we already know about it, it would be the new version of the Gary McNamara franchise. But unless Phil Ossifer gives us his opinion on this parody and its connection to a false narrative I just made up, I guess I’m not gonna work on a Lombard/Pantages/Ferris wheel franchise. The results would have been entertaining.

The Real Phil Ossifer - June 21, 2024 - Report this comment

Only in what’s left of your pitiful brain could there be a connection between this parody, a has-been geezer gal and movie theater owner’s son’s brief relationship from a century ago and you trying to spin it into a false narrative, just like the Gary McNamara BS. I guess that once you’ve stopped dwelling on Gary McNamara, you could turn the teenaged adventures of Carol Lombard and Lloyd Pants-On-Fire into your new rehash franchise…’cuz ya know you love to copy. Again, and for the 1,000th time, do you think there's even one person in the world who is proud to know you? I'm trying to imagine how that would work. Oh, I know, creativity’s hard, especially when you’re not exactly “gifted” with anything approaching a normal intellect. I wish you well with your dish washing career.

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