Song Parodies -> "Down With Brandon"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

"Down With Brandon"

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The Lyrics

I think this is a great song for parody and satire, as it allows you to state things in an offbeat, bizarre way. I wasn't a huge fan of John Lennon in his weirded out, Yoko "Plastic" Ono Band phase, but I make an exception for this song

There go Joe Scranton
He go .. wandering off slowly
He got .. doll like eyeballs
He own .. whoresome Press Corps
He got hair .. down .. to his ear
Got to be a scapegoat
He just Dem's greatest fear

He wear them boat shoes
He got .. Schumer downthumb
He got .. Parkin's fingers
He shart .. Papal Zone-ah
He say "I know coups .. coups know me"
One thing that they tell me
Is I must be relieved

Down with Brandon, right now
Dump JB

He Dem obstruction
He call .. Austin "Black Man"
He got .. COVID relapse
He call .. white men "Crackers"
He got polls down .. below his knees
Watch him at the debate
You can sense Dem unease

Come together, right now
FJB

His Polls are toasted
He got .. Nancy warning
He try .. mudding waters
He lack .. oral filter
He say "One and one ..... you know, the thing
Got to be a cipher
Cause there's no mind to see

Down with Brandon, right now
FJB

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