Song Parodies -> "Settling"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Settling"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Settling
Could do better, but it's getting late
Menopause approaches, I can't wait
I must conceive, no time to waste

Settling, I must have a man between my sheets
If you're fertile that's enough for me.
Let's copulate, I need your seed

While I have the flow, yes or no? Decide today.
I can't wait too long
Gotta schlong? You'll do okay

Younger days, love was something I thought worth the wait
Now I'll settle for 'most any mate
So I'll conceive 'fore it's too late

While I have the flow, yes or no? Decide today.
I can't wait too long
Gotta schlong? You'll do okay-ay-ay-ay

Younger days, love was something I thought worth the wait
Now I'll settle for 'most any mate
So I'll conceive 'fore it's too late

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Peregrin - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

That's different!

Adagio - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

That's a good one! 5's

Melhi - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Pippin and Pat!

Johnny D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

You have a fertile imagination - I wish you the very best of luck, too! 555

Melhi - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny!

royce miller - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

interesting parody..good luck

Melhi - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Royce!
(I should probably mention, that this isn't autobiographical. I'm quite happy with the hubby and four kids I already have. :) )

Claude Prez - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

I suppose you're gonna tell us "Latrine Hymn" isn't autobiographical either now; have you no shame? Good song by the way--sad part is I've seen high school girls with this attitude.

Diva - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Great work. A biological clock parody, that's very clever! =)

Melhi - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Claude and Diva!! Claude: We were told, last year, that our little rural school district had the honor of having the highest PRE-teen pregnancy rate in Illinois. Frightening... not to mention nauseating. Latrine Hymn... all true... except the text portion. ;) Shame? Nope, I'll have to add that to my shoppping list, lessee: Clue, life, cheese, milk, an ounce of talent, bread, class and..... shame. ;) Thanks again, Claude and Diva!

Bob Gomez - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Beautiful, original take on an unusual topic. Good for you, Mel! It was good for me! d;:^)

Melhi - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Bob!

Melhi - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey lookie, "Ones Guy" is increasing my average number of votes per parody, again! Since more weight is given to parodies with a higher number of votes, your vote might even push this parody higher on the weekly top 100! Thanks Ones Guy!

Spaff.com - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

I just read "Shed the Bentley or the Rolls?" Hmmm... am I picking up on an autobiographical theme?

Melhi - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Spaff, definitely not an autobiographical theme!!! No, no, no! As I said up above, I'm quite satisfied with the wonderful hubby and four kids I already have!

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