You never think I'm too funny
You only show me your middle finger
And when I ask you to go out to dinner
You say no

You never gave me your number
I had to get it from Information
And when I make a proper invitation
You say no

All my calling makes no dent
You ignored the cards I sent
Many times I've asked you for a date
I say hello, you turn your back
Why don't you cut me some slack?
I'll do anything to get a date

And when you yell at me
I'm there for you
When you swear at me
I'm there for you

Now I'm mad
Calling the cops and making me feel so bad
Soon I'll be away from here
Making bail and start that fear today
I'll get you somehow, someway
Get you Somehow, someway

Zip and one and two and three
No way to get rid of me.....