Song Parodies -> "Wetback"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

Original Performer:

"Wetback"

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The Lyrics

Mules are a wide spread problem across the south western US. Local news channels carry stories involving INS and DEA interdiction squads busting these vermin on a regular basis. A favorite way to carry cargo is to tie it in a condum and swallow it. Mules hope that if they get caught they will be deported before anyone suspects them of carrying. Unfortunately for the mules they often get 'ass time' in the can until they can 'pass' the test. Another occupational hazard occurs when in rare cases the condums break and release their toxins into the mule's system before they can 'dump' their cargo. This is usually fatal.

Paco was a man who swam across the river,
La Migra wants to grab his ass.
Paco starts to roam, he gets paid to deliver,
Black tar H, cocaine and grass.
Wetback, wetback.
Wetback is mulin' dope along.
Wetback, wetback.
Wetback is mulin' dope along.
Wetback loco. Go home.
Wetback, wetback.
Wetback is mulin' dope along.
Wetback, wetback.
Wetback is mulin' dope along.
Get Pac-o!

Eat the stuff you're cartin' if you snag a lawman,
Then they'll sit you on the can.
They'll make you swallow something, get your guts a running,
Then the spit will hit the fan.
Wetback, wetback.
Wetback is mulin' dope along.
Wetback, wetback.
Wetback is mulin' dope along.
Hey Pac, they'll getcha.
La Migra's lookin' for you,
Gettin' some high tech clues,
Through a wide band splitter.
Hit your zone they'll catch ya.
Wetback, wetback.
Wetback is mulin' dope along.

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Adagio - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Really cute! good pacing, too. 5's

Michael Pacholek - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

This was cute, all right. About as cute as those rhinos I saw Steve Irwin approaching on Tuesday night.

Rice Cube - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

LA MIIIIIIIIIGRA!!!! :-D

Guy - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Mike, sorry, was Steve bothering your family again?

Jessica - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Hysterical. I almost fell off my chair laughing....and I'm at work! You get all 5's from me. :-)

Robert J. Pagliaro - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Guy, I'm speechless. I'm also upset that you were forced to use the word "spit". By the way, I think my grass comes from Vermont.

Guy - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh, I was not forced to use it. Just thought that it would add to the humor. It was written that way originally and deliberately. If I want to use that word in a parody I will. If it gets rejected then I will clean it with an asterisk or two and resubmit.

i want funny - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment

that was stupid i want a laugh not what your dad did 4-living

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