Song Parodies -> "Walden Bog"

Original Song Title:

"Martha My Dear"

Original Performer:

"Walden Bog"

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The Lyrics

This parody asks the question, 'What would happen if the author of Walden Pond, Henry David Thoreau, went nuts out after living isolated for so long out in the woods?"

Part of the year, I'm concerned with pollination
Bees!
They come to me--all for my love
They don't hurt me--part of the year

Make your bed up, you stupid squirrel, look at the sun
Do you find yourself getting sick of it?
Do you give a shit about what is buzzing up and down you?
Stupid squirrel!

Take a good book with you
Take a good book with you
And you will see tranquility for forever

Make your bed up, you stupid squirrel--not 'til you're done!
Are you finally getting sick of it?
Is the pit of the cherry still digesting inside you?
Stupid squirrel!

Part of my ear shows signs of irritation
Fleas!
My blood is free--all of my love
All is from me--part of my ear

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Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

DKTOS so I won't vote.....but lemme tell ya......my wife and I actually reside in Concord, MA, the town where Walden Pond is located......we frequently take walks around the pond, and we walk by where Thoreau had his little cabin in the woods.......and if he lived there today, with all the tourists, beachgoers, picnickers, swimmers, boaters, anglers, hikers, and with the Fitchburg Commuter Train Line passing yards from his cabin-site and with jet planes from nearby Hanscom Field roaring overhead, he would most definitely lose his acorns.

Agrimorfee - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

DKTOS= "Don't know that old song", right?

Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

DKTOS= "Don't know the original song"

Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks for shedding light here, JD (DKTOS= "Don't know the original song" )

Rick D - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment

I love the original song, and it's hard to parody. Interesting take on it.

Rick D - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment

I love the original song, and it's hard to parody. Interesting take on it.

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