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Song Parodies -> "Kelp!"
Original Song Title:
"Help!"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Kelp!"
Parody Written by:
Jack Wilson
The Lyrics
My third Beatles parody!
Kelp! I need somebody
Kelp! Not just anybody
Kelp! you know I need someone
Kelp!
My fish had hunger so much hunger than today
They never needed as much kelp in anyway
But now since its all gone, theyre acting so absurd
Hope they find, they've lost their mind, they think that there's a door
Kelp please if you can, fish need it now
And its assured that they can't stop swimmin' round
Kelp, so that my fish keep on the ground
Wont you please plant kelp please?
And now their life has changed in oh so many ways
Their kelp just seemed to go and vanish the haze
But every now and then, they just act so absurd
And now they need it like, they've never done before
Kelp please if you can, fish need it now
And its assured that they can't stop swimmin' round
Kelp, so that my fish keep on the ground
Wont you please plant kelp please?
My fish had hunger so much hunger than today
They never needed as much kelp in anyway
But now since its all gone, theyre acting so obsurd
Hope they find, they've lost their mind, they think that there's a door
Kelp please if you can, fish need it now
And its assured that they can't stop swimmin' round
Kelp, so that my fish keep on the ground
Wont you please plant kelp please?
Kelp please? Kelp please? oooh
Kelp! Not just anybody
Kelp! you know I need someone
Kelp!
My fish had hunger so much hunger than today
They never needed as much kelp in anyway
But now since its all gone, theyre acting so absurd
Hope they find, they've lost their mind, they think that there's a door
Kelp please if you can, fish need it now
And its assured that they can't stop swimmin' round
Kelp, so that my fish keep on the ground
Wont you please plant kelp please?
And now their life has changed in oh so many ways
Their kelp just seemed to go and vanish the haze
But every now and then, they just act so absurd
And now they need it like, they've never done before
Kelp please if you can, fish need it now
And its assured that they can't stop swimmin' round
Kelp, so that my fish keep on the ground
Wont you please plant kelp please?
My fish had hunger so much hunger than today
They never needed as much kelp in anyway
But now since its all gone, theyre acting so obsurd
Hope they find, they've lost their mind, they think that there's a door
Kelp please if you can, fish need it now
And its assured that they can't stop swimmin' round
Kelp, so that my fish keep on the ground
Wont you please plant kelp please?
Kelp please? Kelp please? oooh
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my turtle wife agreed to this song in oh so many ways
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