Song Parodies -> "While My Guitar Is Unsigned"

Original Song Title:

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Original Performer:

"While My Guitar Is Unsigned"

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The Lyrics

George, John and Ringo would probably appreciate this song. Paul? I'm not sure.

Doctor: Now I tell you all, I realize that he's sleeping
while my guitar is unsigned.
I look at machines and I know they're still beeping
still my guitar is unsigned.

Investigator: I don't how you could just think it
how you could sink so low.
I don't why you won't Stone or Kink it.
You're such a fink, you know.

Doctor: Now look, this is George, don't you know he's a Beatle
and my guitar is unsigned.
And from his frail hand, autograph I will wheedle
so my guitar will be signed.

(instrumental break)

Investigator: I don't know why you would so hurt him.
We must alert the nurse.
I don't know why you are so dirty.
You're a pervert, you're worse!

Doctor: Now I've got the gall, while the Beatle is dying
while my guitar is unsigned.
Now, I've got the gall...
Still my guitar is unsi-i-igned!

George: Oh, Paul, Paul, Paul... sign it for this bloke so I don't have to!

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Meriadoc - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment

'Stone or Kink it' was pretty clever.

Michael Pacholek - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Merry likes a song with "kink" in it. Surprise, surprise... chuckle...

Peregrin - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment

It totally confused me, but I still liked it.....

pickle - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment

What a sick man that doctor was - did he try the same trick with Ray Davies when he got shot?

Michael Pacholek - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment

If what I know about the Davies brothers is true, A) Ray probably would've punched him out, and B) how do we know the robbery story is true? For all we know, Dave might have shot him! "Hatred is the only thing that keeps us together!"

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