Martha, it's clear, you are guilty of insider trading please,
You should come clean,
No more TV, or magazine, it's over my dear

Hold your head up you silly girl—look what you've done
You have found yourself in the thick of it
Helped yourself to the profit that was all around you—
Silly Girl

Take a good look around you—you're a good crook and bound to be
In jail for three, maybe four years—silly girl

Hold your hand out you silly girl—see what you've done
You have lied your way to a perjury,
Sold the stock before it took a plunge all around you—silly girl

Martha, it's clear, your entire empire is a-crumble-ing
IT'S A GOOD THING!
No more Martha Stewart Living, it's over my dear