Try to face more my way,
Do you have to keep on talking while my drill is on?
Tried to see it your way,
But I've decided that your tooth will soon be gone.
We can jerk it out,
We can jerk it out.

Don't know what you're saying.
You mouth is full of cotton, drool runs down your face
Think of what I'm saying,
Anything that I take out I surely can replace.
We can jerk it out,
We can jerk it out.

My patience's very short, and there's no time
For kicking and screaming, my friend.
Don't believe in Novocain, not worth a dime,
So I'll restrain you once again

Don't look at the pliers,
Just keep your eyes focused upon my uni-brow.
Know a drug supplier
He'll get you pain pills, I will get my cut and how.
We can jerk it out,
We can jerk it out

The hole is very big, and it's past time
For brushing and flossing, my friend.
I have always thought sugar's sublime,
Sure I will see you once again.

Try to spit it that way
I have to keep my white coat spotless all day long.
Tooth fairy payday
Make sure you stop and pay the bill before you're gone.

We can jerk it out,
We can jerk it out