Song Parodies -> "Jewish Mom"

Original Song Title:

"Julia"

Original Performer:

"Jewish Mom"

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The Lyrics

all her yiddish is so meaningless
and its me, she loves to screech at.......jewish mom

jewish mom...jewish mom
oy vey, how she galls me
biggest bitch that i know of
jewish mom

jewish mom...prying eyes...churlish style...brawling
push will always come to shove
jewish mom

the shrillness in her voice is yammering...hammering....to her son

jewish mom...jewish mom...wanting to slug me
confirmed believer in tough love
jewish mom

wish she didn't swing so hard
wish she treated me more kind
jewish mom

jewish mom...blazing mad...silent dad...bugs me
she's a hawk and he's a dove
jewish mom
jewish mom
jewish mom

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Olvan The Terrible - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Is this about Sheila from South Park, or your own experience?

Michael Pacholek - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment

It could be worse: He could've said the Jewish Mom has got it goin' on.

Trojan Cat - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment

That sounds uncharicterstic of a Jewish mom. A Jewish mother is supposed to be a stealth mom - subtile and manipulative.

Paul Robinson - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin - Oy vey! My own Mother was NOT like this...when I was small it was not really that many years since World War II and the Nazi horrors. I sensed she was not thoroughly sure or secure that it could not happen again. So she was very much into "assimilation", and I can't say that I have or had any problem with that. The attitude was that everybody was a human being, had feelings, deserved basic respect. Personally, I think we need more of that rather than pulling back and clinging to ethnic, religious or racial groupings. However, my STEP-MOTHER...HOO BOY!!! Actually, she was not so much shrill as just completely sure that she was right about everything; there was no convincing or changing her mind. Still, somehow she managed to make my Father pretty happy (for the most part) for 34 years so I'll give her credit for that. OH...yeah...ALVIN! Good job - 5's.

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