-> "Revolution 131 (Expanded Haitian Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Revolution 1"
Parody Song Title:
"Revolution 131 (Expanded Haitian Version)"
The Lyrics
You say you want a revolution
Oh hell, here goes...
Think you're gonna make me hurl
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
You may have a point there, Earl
'Cause I see nothing but disruption
Won't you go teach you kids to count?
Or it's never gonna be alright
Alright, alright
You say you got a real solution
Oh is that so?
You've made nothing of your land
You ask me for a contribution
Get real, mofo
Don't deserve a helping hand
I ain't thowin' money at tyrants, none for you mate
Pick yourselelf up by the bootstraps and pull your weight
Or it's never gonna be alright
Alright, alright
You say you'll change the constitution
Listen up, Joe
You got people to be fed
You tell me its the institution
Why don't you go
And teach your kids to read instead?
And when you go by names like "Army of Cannibals"
You ain't gonna make it with no one but Hannibal
And It's never ever gonna be alright
In that dump that you call Haiti, alright?
Get a real economy, alright?
Resort hotels on the beach, alright?
Put a dent in poverty, alright?
Get your children off the streets, alright?
Don't be sendin' refugees, alright?
No more goat heart blood slurpees, alright?
Alright?
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