Puberty, adolescence coming over me
I´m as messed up as I´ll ever be
Oh, I believe it´s puberty

Suddenly, I got hair where it don´t use to be
In the streets I´ll have to cover me
With puberty, left liberty

Sure, it had to come, but you know, it freaks me out
I see some pal´s mum, and my peewee´s turning stout

Puberty, my d*ck´s twice the size it used to be
And I drool when near a brewery
As if it was The Sun´s Page 3

Sure, it had to come, but as man I´m getting f*cked
Say just something wrong, and you´re sued for misconduct

Puberty, Janet Jackson´s boobs affecting me
But her brother kicked me off the tree
Cos he prefers pre-puberty...

Mm mm mm mm mm
...nudity