Hypo-spray, It's what Bones will give you in sick bay,
If you caught a bug while beamed away,
How it relieves, that hypo-spray.

Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be,
The transporter made a kid of me,
And, hypo-spray won't help you see.

When some virus grow, Bones will go,
And save the day,
'Til he finds what's wrong,
He relies on hypo-spray.

Hypo-spray, in most cases death it will delay,
"I'm a doctor, it's not bricks I lay,"
"It can't be cured with hypo-spray."

When some virus grow, Bones will go,
And save the day,
'Til he finds what's wrong,
He relies on hypo-spray.

Hypo-spray, though it seldom fails, you'll hear Bones say,
"He's dead, Jim, that's how he's gonna stay,"
"Unless I try this hypo-spray."