Song Parodies -> "Thicket To Hide"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket To Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Thicket To Hide"

Parody Written by:

Polly The Parrot

The Lyrics

For Royce Miller, Johnny D., Adagio, Alvin Rhodes, Bob Gomez and everyone else who was kind enough to read my first parody yesterday. I hope you like this one better.

I think I'm scratching so bad,I need Oil Of Olay
This hair that's itching like mad, been growing all day
I've got a thicket to hide
I've got a thicket to hide
I've got a thicket to hide
But I don't wax

You know that shaving this thatch, is burning like hell, yeah
Hope it won't ever be seen, on my little swell
I've got a thicket to hide
I've got a thicket to hide
I've got a thicket to hide
But I don't wax

I don't know why it's growing so high
I hate to shave twice
It ought to be slick, oui oui
But now I have to shave day and night
It just might , get nicked, ow eeee

Repeat verse 1, then verse 3

She said that diving on me,was burning her chin, yeah
Now she won't even do me, till I shave again
She found a thick one to ride
She found a thick one to ride
She found a thick one to ride
Cause I don't wax

I maybe should wax, I maybe should wax (x3)

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Johnny D - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

"She found a thick one to ride" ....... LOL ...... I'm proud of you, Polly - 5-5-5 !

Jan Unwin - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, Polly!

Adagio - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job, Polly! 5's

alvin rhodes - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

polly needs a whacker ?....hahahaha funny parody...5...5....5

Lezzie Borden - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Love it! You go girl. hahahahaha

Phil Alexander - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Tee hee... very pretty, Polly.

Roseanne - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Yummy.

Rosy O - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

This is slick hahahahaha! 5 strokes with a razor to you!

Jay W - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

At first , I thought that being a parrot, you were hiding from a predator or something. Quite clever and enjoyable.

POLLY THE PARROT - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you everyone for reading this and voting!

Peregrin - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Very interesting Polly! Good job!

Paul Robinson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

POLLY- That's the Thicket! Pauly gives Polly 3 Fivers., good golly, will this make her jolly? Excellent!

Paul Robinson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

HEY POLLY!!! MAKE SURE YOU SPELL YOUR SITE NAME THE SAME EACH TIME YOU SUBMIT A PARODY (INCLUDING CAPITALIZATION & SPACING ), OTHERWISE YOU END UP WITH A SEPARATE AUTHOR LISTING UNDER EACH DIFFERENT HEADING. I clicked to see "Other parodies by this author" since you mentioned up top that you had one yesterday and I didn't see it so I went back to that day and found it. One day you CAPPED the "T in "The" and the other day you didn't. I'm gonna go vote on the other one now but I wanted to FYI you on this before I forgot....You're really starting off with a bang here! You've got a ear & eye for pace and your stuff is funny, too...

2nz - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Looks good to me. Beatles song parodies always get a good turnout here at amiright.

Church Lady - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

So... singing silly songs about our genetalia again are we.? Well isn't that special. Whose thicket have we been hiding in lately, hmmm? Could it be... SATAN!!

Polly - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

The devil made her chew it. thanks all! You are a special bunch here! My feathers are off to you. :-D

Guy - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Polly shaved her cracker. haha. Well done, Polly. 5's from me.

Jack Wilson - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, Polly! I read the "I Gotta Get Out of THis Cage" one too, that was good too, I gave 5's on both! Great job!

POLLY THE PARROT - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank u Jack:-D

Sarah E. - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Bwwwwahahahahaha!!!!

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