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Song Parodies -> "Flick It Outside"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket to Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Flick It Outside"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

First time I've done the same song twice. Which is better? You pick.
I think I'm gonna be sick, I think it's today, yeah
The booger I saw you pick is coming my way
You better flick it outside
You better flick it outside
You better flick it outside
Not on the chair

You said that living with me is bringing you down, yeah
Kleenex was a nov-el-ty 'til I came around
You better flick it outside
You better flick it outside
You better flick it outside
Not on the chair

CHORUS
I don't know why your nose you impale
Just get some tissue
'Cuz it's an issue with me
And then you're biting your fingernails
Just get some tissue
'Cuz it's an issue with me

Found some out in the shed, some out in the hall, yeah
Discovered that by your bed, is a booger wall, yeah, oh
You better flick it outside
You better flick it outside
You better flick it outside
Not on the chair

CHORUS

Green scabs stuck to the rug is making me sore, yeah
With nose hair looks like a bug, squished there on the floor
You better flick it outside
You better flick it outside
You better flick it outside
Not on the chair

Just not on the chair
Just not on the chair
Just not on the chair
Just not on the chair
Just not on the chair
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Paul Robinson - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan - better duck, 15 snot balls coming your way, 5 on each Kleenex.
Guy - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't pick your friend's nose. I pickin' this one for 5 boogers.
Johnny D - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmmm..... 5's
Jack Wilson - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 5's
Rick D - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
When I saw the title, I thought this was going to be about smokers.
Meriadoc - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Me too Rick! This is better tho'! :-D
Johnny D - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw years ago on some other vehicle's rear bumper: "Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield".
Adagio - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
eww, Jan...telling it as gross as it can be and still comes out funny. 5's
Grace Hampton - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
That's so gross it is good.
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
disgustingly perfect...loved the "tissue/issue" rhyme in the chorus
Jan Unwin - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny....actually I used to have that bumper sticker.
Johnny D - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan - were you driving a van and parking it in a lot along Colborne Road in Brighton, Massachusetts?
Jan Unwin - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Nope, Johnny, that wasn't me. I've never been to Massachusetts. I've also never been to Spain.

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