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Song Parodies -> "Stupid Shopkeep Man"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Stupid Shopkeep Man"
Parody Written by:
Omega8
The Lyrics
You've seen him before.
Oh, yeah, I'll sell you nothing,
I'll stink and you'll demand,
When I say pick up somthing,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Diseased, say to me,
You'll be-upset to shopkeep man,
Diseased, you say to me,
You'll ban shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Man! When you smell me you deal barf inside,
It's such a putrid feeling that you wanna leave,
Stench subside!
Stench subside!
Stench subside!
Oh, yeah, you got nothing,
I'll stink and you'll demand,
When I say pick up somthing,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Man! When you smell me you deal barf inside,
It's so annoying you wanted to scream,
Stench subside!
Stench subside!
Stench subside!
Oh, yeah, you got nothing,
I'll stink and you'll demand,
When I say pick up somthing,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man!
I'll stink and you'll demand,
When I say pick up somthing,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Diseased, say to me,
You'll be-upset to shopkeep man,
Diseased, you say to me,
You'll ban shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Man! When you smell me you deal barf inside,
It's such a putrid feeling that you wanna leave,
Stench subside!
Stench subside!
Stench subside!
Oh, yeah, you got nothing,
I'll stink and you'll demand,
When I say pick up somthing,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Man! When you smell me you deal barf inside,
It's so annoying you wanted to scream,
Stench subside!
Stench subside!
Stench subside!
Oh, yeah, you got nothing,
I'll stink and you'll demand,
When I say pick up somthing,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man,
Nirvana of stupid shopkeep man!
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