Song Parodies -> "Batman"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

"Batman"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

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When Gotham's struck by villainy
He'll come to protect you and me
'Cause he's the Batman
Yeah, he's the Batman

The Bat patrols the streets at nights
And hangs around with boys in tights
Don't make him mad, man
'Cause he's the Batman

He jumps in his car, car
He hits the street
If you try to fight, fight
You'll feel defeat
He will mess you up, up
He can't be beat
Don't you try to run, run
He'll break your feet
BATMAN!!!
Na na na na na na na na na...

Watch out, you madman
Here comes the Batman

He's got the coolest car in town (Watch out, it's the Riddler!)
If you escape, he'll take you down (Take that, Mr. Freeze!)
'Cause he's the Batman
Yeah, he's the Batman

Now my advice for thugs in crime (BATMAN!!!)
You'd best go straight, you lowlife slime (BATMAN!!!)
Or you'll meet Batman
That's right, the Batman
And he'll catch you and break all your teeth (BATMAN!!!)

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Alex - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment

I knew I should have done this when I had the chance... DAMN! KERRANG! POWIE! BIFF!

Michael Pacholek - March 18, 2003 - Report this comment

Holy perfecto, Batman! Finally, a Joker we can all like! (Of course...Boy Wonder...now, quick, to the Batpoles!)

neminem - March 18, 2003 - Report this comment

I, likewise, should have done this when I had the chance. But, I could think of only one line, and it wasn't even a very clever one. So, good work. I gave it all 5s.

lauren - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment

batman

AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Best Parody About Movies

Odd Austin Aeschliman - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment

The lyrics are awesome, the pacing is right on, and it is freaking hilarious!! One of the best parodies on this site by far.

Mr Pheasent - November 03, 2021 - Report this comment

Batman fights the Villians Biff Pow Bam,He rounds them up for Uncle Sam,Lock them up with no place to go,Batman and Robin Frolics in the Snow

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