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Song Parodies -> "Fellow, Mister Clean"
Original Song Title:
"Yellow Submarine"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Fellow, Mister Clean"
Parody Written by:
2nz
The Lyrics
The phrase 'Mr. Clean' has been copyrighted, but 'Mister Clean'...
In the lab
where I was born
Lived a man
who's hair recedes
He deci-
ded then that I
Should be bald
much more than he
So they took
away my hair
I was mad
my face was green
And they hand -
ed me a mop
And they named me: Mister Clean
You all know of that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
No first name for that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Got no friends
I'm really bored
Kind of bored you know
Really bored
I must make some friends today...
You all know of that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
No first name for that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
(Various squeaks and scrubbing sounds)
(at the end, before the lyrics start again, a lady's voice says 'Thank you, Mister Clean')
I'm so good,
your wife agrees
She appreciates ( She appreciates )
My energy ( His energy )
Your at work ( Your at work )
I'm on the scene ( On the scene )
Lucky fellow ( Lucky fellow )
Mister Clean ( Mister Clean - ah-haah )
Come on home and say 'hello Mister Clean'
Hello, Mister Clean
Hello, Mister Clean
You all know of that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
You all know of that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
You all know of that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
where I was born
Lived a man
who's hair recedes
He deci-
ded then that I
Should be bald
much more than he
So they took
away my hair
I was mad
my face was green
And they hand -
ed me a mop
And they named me: Mister Clean
You all know of that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
No first name for that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Got no friends
I'm really bored
Kind of bored you know
Really bored
I must make some friends today...
You all know of that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
No first name for that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
(Various squeaks and scrubbing sounds)
(at the end, before the lyrics start again, a lady's voice says 'Thank you, Mister Clean')
I'm so good,
your wife agrees
She appreciates ( She appreciates )
My energy ( His energy )
Your at work ( Your at work )
I'm on the scene ( On the scene )
Lucky fellow ( Lucky fellow )
Mister Clean ( Mister Clean - ah-haah )
Come on home and say 'hello Mister Clean'
Hello, Mister Clean
Hello, Mister Clean
You all know of that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
You all know of that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
You all know of that fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Fellow, Mister Clean
Not all women stay at home and clean, but every commercial that features cleaning inside the house features a woman doing so, so I am making fun of this stereotype, among other things.
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Hmm, 2nz, this one might be TOO clean for the censor, heh heh heh... 5's
Mr. Clean's first name is probably Cedric or something and he doesn't want anyone to know....
Very well done, 2nz! 5s from the cutest elf you know...And LOL, Merry....
Send him over to my house. 5-5-5
2nz - A Real Clean Job here. It should only take about 5 mop strokes in each to corner to have the yellow submarine back in ship-shape conditioin again. This gives me an idea for a parody about someone else who is bald and sort of LOOKS like Mr. Clean. With any luck maybe I can write it tonight (maybe).
That Mister Mr. Clean to you! What a fun parody, and singable, too! Say hi to Mr. Whipple and Madge the Manicurist for me.
I sure will, Mari and Jan. Thanks everyone for coming out to see my first attempt at double entangle... er ententres.
"Lived a man who’s hair recedes"... may I humbly suggest looking here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/mariasoundofmusic0.shtml :-) But I enjoyed the parody, 2nz
Hehe...a good one for April.
Thanks Philbert and thanks Adagio.
April SOTM...He was bored...so was I. 544.
April SOTM - see above!
This song is so easy to play, you can do it and post. I also have a bald/ Beatle song- "No Hair Man". I like you venturing into the subtle smutty joke.
Nice job!
Yeah, good one 2nz!
Very funny stuff, man.
Good double meanings, good parody.
Love it, Mister 2nz! Fave bit: "Got no friends / I’m really bored / Kind of bored you know / Really bored." Heh heh. Great job.
SOTM - Damn! Someone already said "Real clean job here"...Oh, wait...that was ME! So that still holds true. Good stuff.
lol
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