Standin' at the airport dock in South Bend
Tryin' to get home without havin' to dance
Some fat guy named Jack, had a panic attack
ya know didn't give the team much of a chance

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Hey you on the Library it ain't easy
This job is hard as can be
Evil wind a blowin'
Goon-TV gonna cursify me

Oh how I need a vacation
The honeymoon's over now I'm goin' insane
Some writer say
You and Kevin White are okay
You're married to Notre Dame now till doomsday

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Hey you on the Library it ain't easy
This job is hard as can be
Evil wind a blowin'
Goon-TV gonna cursify me

When I lost my shoes to Bobby Bowden
Couldn't get out of bed for a week
Then some newspaper said
You're team is about dead
I said leave me alone-give me some peace

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Hey you on the Library it ain't easy
This job is hard as can be
Evil wind a blowin'
Goon-TV gonna cursify me

Better save all my money- it's a rainy day
Packin' my clothes before they go to charity
Last night the wife said-this town is too dead
-SOUTH BEND HAS NO SOUL!

Somebody say Bethune-Cookman might need me in Daytona
FAMU may want me to cut the cake
Oh no- the newspaper said
You blew a lead when ahead
Your team looks like stoned Guru's on crack

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Hey you on the Library it ain't easy
This job is hard as can be
Evil wind a blowin'
Goon-TV gonna cursify me

Took a train in to town with Jon Gruden
He gonna play ding, dong, ditch with a sack
goon's in the press-wished HIM success
It's good to have the both of HIM back

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Hey you on the Library it ain't easy
This job is hard as can be
Evil wind a blowin'
Goon-TV gonna cursify me

The wayward wind be blowin'
Goon-TV cursified ME!