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Song Parodies -> "Ticked Off The Bride"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket to Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ticked Off The Bride"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Kristof Robertson inspired it, as much as Quentin Tarantino.
I think she's gonna be bad, the blood she will spray! Yeah!
The girl that guy named Bill had, she's coming his way!
He went and ticked off The Bride!
He went and ticked off The Bri-i-ide!
He went and ticked off The Bride!
He should be scared!

He said that living with her would bring him a frown! Yeah!
She killed Vivica Fox! And Lucy Liu's down!
He went and ticked off The Bride!
He went and ticked off The Bri-i-ide!
He went and ticked off The Bride!
He should be scared!

I don't know why she's flashing that blade
in a manner... Darryl Hannah... can't hack!
Before her playboy Ethan Hawke strayed
you wouldn't think she... would go on the... attack!

I think she's gonna be bad, the blood she will spray! Yeah!
The girl that guy named Bill had, she's coming his way! Yeah!
Aw, he went and ticked off The Bride!
He went and ticked off The Bri-i-ide!
He went and ticked off The Bride!
He should be scared!

I don't know why she's flashing that blade
in a manner... Darryl Hannah... can't hack!
Before her playboy Ethan Hawke strayed
you wouldn't think she... would go on the... attack!

He said that living with her would bring him a frown! Yeah!
She killed Vivica Fox! And Lucy Liu's down!
Aw, he went and ticked off The Bride!
He went and ticked off The Bri-i-ide!
He went and ticked off The Bride!
He should be scared!

Bill, you should be scared!
Bill, you should be scared!
Bill, you should be scared!
Bill, you should be scared!
(repeat 'til fade)

Sorry, wingnuts, but this "Bill" is not Clinton.
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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0
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Phil Alexander - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good, Michael...
Kristof Robertson - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't see where this one was going until the second verse-very good 555 Kristof
Master Kahn - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
When you can take the condom from my jade staff, it will be time for you to leave.
MasonR - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one, Michael! Now I don't need to see the movie; 555!
MrMacphisto - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I really liked this one, even though Kill Bill sucked.
Michael Pacholek - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
The only Master Kahn I know is Roger the sportswriter. Then there's Kahn's Hot Dogs, the only reason to go to Shea Stadium.
Jeff Reuben - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Haven't seen Kill Bill (or the sequel), but the song was good
Paul Robinson - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Michael. 5's

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