Ronald McDonald

Aah, all the clowns are homely people
Aah, all the clowns are homely people

Ronald Mc Donald
Plundered the house that was founded and built in his name
Clown was arraigned
Waits at the window
Begging for change that they throw in a jar by the door.
Who is it for?

All the homely people
Where do they all come from?
Clowns are homely people
With shoes that stretch too long.

Mayor Mc Cheese--he's flashing the bird to a German who came in for beer.
Cover your ears.
Fountain he's jerking
Hiding the shakes in his pants when the children are there.
No underwear.

Clowns are homely people
Their clothes are matched all wrong,
Clowns are lonely people
By which ways do they come?

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Ronald McDonald--tried in a court and was sentenced along with his shame
Hamburglar came
Seen with Mc Cheese, he's
Wiping his hands on the buns that he said that he craved,
Ronald's depraved.

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