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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Own Your Land"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Own Your Land"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

gotta love an escrow house
Oh yeah I'll lend ya something,
you needed ninety grand,
when I lend that something,
I'm gonna own your land

I wanna own your land
I wanna own your land

Oh please say to me,
you'll borrow on your land
and please say to me,
I'll be your mortgage man

I wanna own your land
I wanna own your land

and when I saw you, I was happy, inside
at six percent compound a year,
let it ride let it ride let it ride

yeah you, signed that something,
you didnt understand
that I put a clause in
and now I'll own your land

I wanna own your land
I wanna own your land

and when I saw you, I was happy, inside
at six percent compound a year,
let it ride let it ride let it ride


yeah you, signed that something,
you didnt understand
that I put a clause in
and now I'll own your land

I wanna own your land
I wanna own your land

I wanna own your la-a-a-a-a-a-a-and

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Meriadoc - March 25, 2003 - Report this comment
And from the title I thought it was gonna be a Bush song! :-D
Rick D - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Since two of you have now heard it, I should let everyone know, there is a musical tribute to ten of the writers here that Mari and I did yesterday. On our MP3 website, you can download by clicking on the link at the bottom of Mari’s parody “Daniel”. I will tell you who but not what songs. In order, they are Paul R.-Phil A.-Claude P.-Royce M.-Johnnie D.-Leah L.-AussieBD-Guy D.-Malcolm H.-Michael P. You have to listen to find out what we did.

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