Hey, Dude, it's not so bad
Take a big bong despite the weather
Remember to let it into your lungs
Then you've begun to make it better
Hey, Dude, don't be afraid
You were made to get drunk and stagger
The minute you swallow a liter of gin
Then you begin to make it better
And any time you feel the pain, hey, Dude, again
You carry your stash upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a fool who learns to drool
By banging his head upon a boulder
Hey, Dude! Don't let me down
You've come this far, now go get FUBAR
Remember, to hold it long in your lungs
Then you've begun to make it better
So let it out and let it in, hey, Dude, begin
You're waiting for someone to get high with
But don't you know that it's just you, hey, Dude,
You'll do, the rucksack of weed is on your shoulder
Hey, Dude, its pretty bad
Get a hose bag made out of leather
Remember to wear it under your chin
Then you begin to make it lather