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Song Parodies -> "I Gotta Wash My Hands"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Gotta Wash My Hands"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Here's a nice, clean parody....
When I handle something
Like dirt or mud or sand
And then it's time for dinner
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands

When you use the bathroom
Whether you sit or stand
Just before you leave that room
You better wash your hands
You better wash your hands
You better wash your hands

And surgeons wash before they cut in, each time
And all employees have to do it—there's a sign
there's a sign
there's a sign

Here comes a politician
In front of me he stands
His hand's out. I should shake it...
Now I must wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands

Please feel free to insert the name of your least favorite politician (or
lawyer) in the last stanza.

Parody copyright Mason Resnick
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.8
Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for the last verse.
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
funny...at first i thought it might be about pontius pilate....5s
2nz - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice... and extremely clean. 5's and I also enjoyed the last line
Johnny D - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
555. I shook John Kerry's hand once.
QC79 - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah yes, it's, ah, very clean!
Ashkicksass - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd high 5 you, but I'm a compulsive hand washer too, and I just finished drying. How about 3 5's on here instead?
Leo Jay - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny. I love the bit about employees: "there's a sign..." Heh. (As if they read those signs...)
MasonR - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess y'all figured out the whole song's a setup for the last verse. Leo: thanks, I'm pretty happy with how that line turned out. Everyone knows what the "sign" says! Ash: Sounds good--need soap? QC79: Nice Hard Day's Night reference. I hadn't thought of that ("what a clean old man!"). Thanks everyone for the 5's. Cleanliness is next to high ratings on amiright!
mac - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked the sign part too, and the puchline. A clean winner. 5-5-5
WhizkidF - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
A good, clean but humorous parody to enjoy, and it rates a sanitary 555!
Outgrabe - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
The "There's a sign" lines cracked me up....

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