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Song Parodies -> "Yesterday (The Seven Deadly Sins Cycle, Part I)"
Original Song Title:
"Yesterday"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Yesterday (The Seven Deadly Sins Cycle, Part I)"
Parody Written by:
Ravyn Rant
The Lyrics
Is it just me, or is "Yesterday" the easiest song ever to parody? You can't just parody it once, there's no sport to it! So, we'll begin with Gluttony and work our way through the list, shall we?
Gluttony
Clothes are so tight I can't button me
Cut a neck hole in a tent for me
So I can feed my gluttony
Look at me
I am thrice the girl I used to be
Get the 8-piece meal at KFC
Oh, gluttony is killing me
Why'd I have to eat?
Where's my feet?
I just can't say
If I eat some more
Then the floor
Just might give way
Gluttony
All-you-can-eat places close for me
Costco tasting ladies run from me
For they can see my gluttony
So I like my food!
Helps my mood
I'll even share
I could hear you judge
But there's fudge!
So I don't care
Gluttony
There's another 50 pounds of me
Hear my doctor wants to talk to me
She heard about my gluttony...
Clothes are so tight I can't button me
Cut a neck hole in a tent for me
So I can feed my gluttony
Look at me
I am thrice the girl I used to be
Get the 8-piece meal at KFC
Oh, gluttony is killing me
Why'd I have to eat?
Where's my feet?
I just can't say
If I eat some more
Then the floor
Just might give way
Gluttony
All-you-can-eat places close for me
Costco tasting ladies run from me
For they can see my gluttony
So I like my food!
Helps my mood
I'll even share
I could hear you judge
But there's fudge!
So I don't care
Gluttony
There's another 50 pounds of me
Hear my doctor wants to talk to me
She heard about my gluttony...
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Well, Ravyn, I ate this one up...5's.
This one has more bounce to the ounce than the normal fat free parody. I'm droppin' 5 pounds on this one and I ain't even gonna diet.
This, Ravyn, is HILARIOUS! I LOVE it! I can't wait to read the next two...=)
Favorite line: Costco tasting ladies run from me...LOL!!!
Favorite line: Costco tasting ladies run from me...LOL!!!
Please stop when you get to 555 lbs
What Arwen said... must admit I kind of came here with a bit of trepidation, but now I'm looking forward to reading the next two :-)
You must think we're all gluttons for funishment! 5-5-5
Looks like I started at the other end of the list. They are all good...mmm...fudge! 5's
It's like a comedy version of Kieslowski's "Decalogue"...or something like that. Looking forward for more of the sins.
Nice rhyme scheme. That's one
Loved the "button me" rhyme! ;-D
That was great! I liked the judge, fudge rhyme! 5's!
a plethora of clever wordplay in this tidbit...nice job...5s
I'm not even Christian but I think this one is funny, not to mention well-paced with some good allusions to the original. Fives all round!
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