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Song Parodies -> "Tim Hortons"

Original Song Title:

"Magical Mystery Tour"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tim Hortons"

Parody Written by:

Karl Doug

The Lyrics

Only you Canadians will get this
Roll up -- Roll up the rim to win
Roll up -- Roll up the rim to win
I've got a prize just waiting (roll up the rim to win)
No bother you can keep playing (roll up the rim to win)

The brand new Buick is just waiting to take you away
Take you away for a year

Roll up, roll up for a donut or coffee
They have all the coffee you need (roll up the rim to win)
Satisfaction not guaranteed (roll up the rim to win)

The brand new Buick is just waiting to take you away
Take you away for a year

Aaah -- I just won an mountain bike
Roll up -- roll up the rim to win

I've got a double double (roll up the rim to win)
If I win there's going to be trouble (roll up the rim to win)

The brand new Buick is just waiting to take you away
Take you away for a year
The brand new Buick is just waiting to take you away
Take you away for a year -- Go there today
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Genius in Maine - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not a Canadian (though I have visited there multiple times) and I get this.
jacob h. - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
i would like it better if i could listen to the song
unknow - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
not dissing canadians but dont diss america if ya dont like america stay in your own yard

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