Sleeping around
Was fun until
That silly girl found she'd forgotten to take the Pill
One morning she felt queasy
Threw up her tea and toast
Had to go see the doctor
'Cause the fool missed the Pill but she kept putting out
Her defences were down, so she got up the spout

Just look how fat
She has become
Has to keep healthy but she still gets piles in her bum
Cannot walk any distance
Without wetting her pants
She wanted an abortion
But the fool off the Pill had a Christian GP
Who refused as if this was a theocracy

If you don't want no kiddies
Don't you act the fool
Get yourself sterilised 'cause
If you fool with the Pill and miss it for one day
Your control of your life could all vanish away