It was 20 years ago today,
that I got maried to that slut named Fay,
It was ok for the first few days,
then she tortured me in many ways.
I want to get a devorce,
But provents from it by force,
my wife turned into a drill sgt.

sgt. wife's harmful torture show,
I wanted to go out for lunch.
she said why, am I not a good cook,
than she gave me a punch,

than she stormed out on me,
and she stole my car kyes,
than she started my car and wrecked it.

I wish it would have killed her,
it would have been a thrill,
I'd like to take a knife and shove it,
in her neck i'd realy love it,
even in her eye,

I realy want to see her die,
But I thought they might make me fry,
do you think I'm a little obsesed,
or think I'm just plain possessed,

well even if it's a sin,
I'm going to make sure I end,

Sgt. wife's harmful torture show.