Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Jeff and Leo"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad Of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

"The Ballad Of Jeff and Leo"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Reading through The One Thread That Matters
Wond'ring what Arwen's song should say
Then her birthday passed-I'm, sure it was a blast
But there was no song from Jeff or Leo Jay

Well, birthday songs ain't easy
You know how hard they can be
The way things are going
She'll get one when she's thirty!

Chucky tried to give us a breather
No updates for a day or two
But it was worth the wait
Ash put up Terry Tate
Songs from JD, Kristof and Stu

"Jeff, were you being lazy?
I guess Leo fell asleep?
The way things are going
They'll finish when I'm thirty!"

Jeff was looking at the screen cross-eyed
Leo found some pix of Vin D
L tried a message stream
ESS color scheme
Jeff said, "I've got a fragment with bad spelling"

Well, birthday songs ain't easy
You know how hard they can be
The way things are going
She'll get one when she's thirty!

Tried to write a song for a birthday parody
But everything was less than flattering
Johnny D, what a guy
Suggested we try
A parody bout having no ideas - think!

Leo wrote a song bout Last Thursday
Apologized because it was late
Leo had so much fun
He wrote another one
Even made it worth Arwen's wait

Well, birthday songs ain't easy
You know how hard they can be
The way things are going
She'll get one when she's thirty!

Jeffrey spent the week in the doghouse
Needed a way out of this fix
Jeff said with a gasp, "Arwen, I'm sorry I'm last"
But here's your first happy birthday for 06!

Well, this song wasn't easy
You know how hard it can be
I finally got going
At least you're not quite thirty!
I finally got going
At least you're not quite thirty!

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Leah Shay - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Though I commented when I saw the preview on TOTTM, let me just say for the official record: "Brilliant! And not just because one of my many pseudonyms found his way into it!" Way to make silk shirt out of a cow's rear!

Ashkicksass - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Yep, still love it!

Arwen - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

I am STILL beside myself with adoration for this one, Jeff!! I LOVE it!

Jeff Reuben - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you all! And Arwen, you even get your extra two lines here =)

AFW - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Good No-Idea theme parody...

Stuart McArthur - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

good idea jumping ship to be first onto the 06 wagon jeff - and I loved the verse starting with "Tried to write a song for a birthday parody But everything was less than flattering....think!" - 555

Arwen - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment

You really are too good to me, Mr. Reuben!

Johnny D - June 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for the shout, JR! ;-)

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