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Song Parodies -> "Piranha Stole Your Hand"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Piranha Stole Your Hand"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Oh yeah I just saw something
I think you never planned
When I watched "Survivor"
Piranha stole your hand
Piranha stole your haaaaaand
Piranha stole your hand

Oh, you, went on TV
You thought it would be grand
But you, did not foresee
Piranha stole your hand
Piranha stole your haaaaaand
Piranha stole your hand

And when I watch you I feel happy inside
I feel superior to you
I feel pride
I feel pride
I feel pride

Yeah, you're no longer fishing
You're bleeding on the sand
At least that's what I am wishing
Piranha steal your hand
Piranha steal your haaaaaand
Piranha steal your hand

And when they catch you you'll feel silly I'd chance
You will be squealing like a girl
Do a dance
Do a dance
Do a dance

Now, you should not be grumpy
At least now you have fans
Course now they'll call you "Stumpy"
Piranha stole your hand
Piranha stole your haaaaaand
Piranha stole your hand
Piranha stole your haaaaaaaaaaaaaand
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Total Votes: 14

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royce miller - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
clever idea!
Meriadoc - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one! :-D
Claude Prez - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you for your comments....um....individuals.
Spaff.com - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
This makes me feel happy inside. I feel pride. I feel pride. I feel pride.
Peregrin - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
One good parody deserves another ! So much for the M&P checking process, but i can blame this one on Merry heh heh !
Jack Wilson - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is AWESOME 555 I think I already votedt hough, but 555

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