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Song Parodies -> "To Lug Numb Bodies"
Original Song Title:
"To Love Somebody"
Original Performer:
The Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"To Lug Numb Bodies"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
in the night
the very dead of night
the doctor sends poor me
i risk my life with the things i do
things i do
got a date...cemetery gate
to check each and every just-dead thing
but who shall i bring ?
i just take a few
just a few
you don't know what its like
baby
you don't know what its like
to lug numb bodies
to lug numb bodies
the way i have to
here's a brain
that needs a face again
and so i take that mind
and eyes so he won't be blind
and i'll find it all in time
lifeless men are the need for doc's plan
they'll live and breathe, its true
but what things i must do
and it makes me blue
makes me blue
you don't know what its like
baby
you don't know what its like
to lug numb bodies
to lug numb bodies
the way i have to
the very dead of night
the doctor sends poor me
i risk my life with the things i do
things i do
got a date...cemetery gate
to check each and every just-dead thing
but who shall i bring ?
i just take a few
just a few
you don't know what its like
baby
you don't know what its like
to lug numb bodies
to lug numb bodies
the way i have to
here's a brain
that needs a face again
and so i take that mind
and eyes so he won't be blind
and i'll find it all in time
lifeless men are the need for doc's plan
they'll live and breathe, its true
but what things i must do
and it makes me blue
makes me blue
you don't know what its like
baby
you don't know what its like
to lug numb bodies
to lug numb bodies
the way i have to
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alvin, you wouldn't happen to also be known as "Igor" (pronounced "Eye-gore")...from the movie "Young Frankenstein"...lol...you're going to stimulate a lot of funny bones around this cemetary with this parody...5's ~ ~ ~
"the very dead of night" and "brain that needs a face again" were my favorite lines. Great title sub, too.
Hilarious Alvin!
thanks paul red ant and merry
Timely, ghoulish, and very good...
Very good, but you left out the body part that makes poo.
My fave of the day.
I may be with John Barry on this one, BeeGees RULE!
Great stuff Alvin :)
thanks AFW 2eagle john charnstar and peregrin
The line "and eyes so he won't be blind" made me laugh out loud XD 555
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