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Song Parodies -> "Friendly Taxman"

Original Song Title:

"Urban Spaceman"

Original Performer:

The Bonzo Doodah Dog Band

Parody Song Title:

"Friendly Taxman"

Parody Written by:

Stella Baker

The Lyrics

I'm the friendly taxman my friend I don't have greed
I'll let you have everything you need
I'm the friendly taxman my friend I won't ask why
I'm an understanding guy
I'm here for your pleasure, I won't cause you pain
I'll work out your tax returns to give you maximum gain
I'm the friendly taxman my friend, I work it out
I give tax refunds out

I go to the office every day with a smile upon my face
I try to take out the minimum tax for each and every case

I'm the friendly taxman I'm intelligent and sane
Efficient with your claims

I'm the friendly taxman I love sending out refunds
It gives me so much fun

I've never charged unfairly, I've never made a boob
I support the working man who I meet in the tube

I'm the friendly taxman my friend
Here comes the twist, I don't exist
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Historian - July 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Actually, there was such a taxman... in Rome, around the time of Augustus. He was the only one of his kind ever, so far as we know. The grateful citizens of his constituency put up a statue to him.
John Jenkins - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Very clever and appropriate ending.

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