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Song Parodies -> "No Better"
Original Song Title:
"The Letter"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Box Tops
Parody Song Title:
"No Better"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
I bought my computer to entertain,
Don't wanna use too much my brain.
Some say I'm withdrawn,
But maybe, no a-worse or no better.
I don't care for binary to comprehend,
Runnin' Mac on NT don't recommend.
Raid arrays make yawn, get my page to home,
And maybe I'll E-shop for some leather.
Well, I typed in some letters,
Said it couldn't find that web site no more,
Missin' system return key, I cannot get back,
To that site like before.
Anyway, yeah!
Open trouble ticket on their domain,
Called tech support just to complain.
All the techs are gone, no one answers phone,
So maybe, I try them again later.
Well, I typed in some letters,
Said it couldn't find that web site no more,
Missin' system return key, I cannot get back,
To that site like before.
Anyway, yeah!
I called tech control, I want to complain,
Press one if your modem is lame,
All the techs are gone, push keys on the phone,
Be faster to write 'em a letter.
Don't wanna use too much my brain.
Some say I'm withdrawn,
But maybe, no a-worse or no better.
I don't care for binary to comprehend,
Runnin' Mac on NT don't recommend.
Raid arrays make yawn, get my page to home,
And maybe I'll E-shop for some leather.
Well, I typed in some letters,
Said it couldn't find that web site no more,
Missin' system return key, I cannot get back,
To that site like before.
Anyway, yeah!
Open trouble ticket on their domain,
Called tech support just to complain.
All the techs are gone, no one answers phone,
So maybe, I try them again later.
Well, I typed in some letters,
Said it couldn't find that web site no more,
Missin' system return key, I cannot get back,
To that site like before.
Anyway, yeah!
I called tech control, I want to complain,
Press one if your modem is lame,
All the techs are gone, push keys on the phone,
Be faster to write 'em a letter.
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Liked it a lot, Guy. I haven't heard this song in ages!
Geart Job , Guy , Man
Thanks all.
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