Seems that we're filling up the air with rain
Every time we take an airplane
To a place that's warm, when there is a storm
My family's controlling the weather

It's not fair when we wanna go to the beach
It does not crack even 80 degrees
Close by's nice and hot, where we are is not
My family's controlling the weather

Well we drove through the desert
Of Arizona in April one year
There were just three days that week
When we did not have
Snow and that was so weird, anyway

Hope where we stay next doesn't find out that
Our they'll keep us out like stray cats
Rain bringing tourists, are bad for business
They'd hate us controlling the weather

Our control of the weather
Should be channeled to more useful things like
Going to the Sahara
Where they really lack
Stuff like rainfall; we might, bring them rain

Since we were sick of all that awful rain
All our trips are to a cold place
When it should be bad, then we can't be mad
At rainy and toe-numbing weather