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Song Parodies -> "Her Triple Bunch"

Original Song Title:

"The Brady Bunch"

Original Performer:

The Brady Bunch TV Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Her Triple Bunch"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody is derived from the 2012 version of "Total Recall" that featured, once again, the three-breasted mutant hooker in Quaid's fantasy world of Rekall. In this parody, Quaid has a more realistic male fantasy :)
Here’s the story of a stunning beauty
Most exotic and erotic of call girls
Who had a special rack- like none other
Knock-out in Rekall world

Here’s the story of a man named Doug Quaid
Who was busy with problems of his own
Boring life as a factory worker
One day he strayed from home

That one day they both met through Rekall
And he knew it was her he wanted to f*ck
That THIS was really his greatest fantasy
Her Trimastia- eager so much to touch (and suck)

Her triple bunch, her triple bunch
Mutant prostitute fantasy was... just... TOO MUCH!!!
http://blastr.com/assets_c/2012/07/threebreastedwoman3-thumb-550x507-96336.jpg

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Rob Arndt - January 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Better Trimastia was in the movie "Good Luck Chuck" with a 3-beasted blonde!!!
Old Man Ribber - January 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - I haven't seen the remake of Total Recall, but thanks to your parody I think I will. I need to keep "abreast" of recent cinema. ;D
AFW - January 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Missed the movie...enjoyed a parody
Rob Arndt - January 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! OMR and AFW, the new TR movie is better than Arnold's old one (which is referenced in the beginning as an in-joke regardign a fantasy about Mars)! Redbox usually has it... so go watch it. I loved the new Dredd too, but that is hard-R and brutal as hell :)
Jonathan - January 23, 2013 - Report this comment
3 brea... i mean 5's
Dave W. - January 23, 2013 - Report this comment
The three parts in the movie that got my attention......I know what I'll be thinkin' about when I hear that theme next time - got milk ?

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