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Song Parodies -> "The Bionic Bunch"
Original Song Title:
"The Brady Bunch"
Original Performer:
The Brady Bunch TV Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"The Bionic Bunch"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Here’s the story of a guy: amazing!
Col. Austin, in an X-plane*, bad roll
O.S.I. had to put him back together
Bionic parts were bold
It’s the story of a girl named Jaime
Tennis pro who had an accident of her own
O.S.I. pieced her back together
Replaced her broken bones
Under Goldman they had to work together
With Bio-Electronics** they shared so much
German Shepherd, Max, then joined the family
That’s the way they all became the Bionic Bunch
The Bionic Bunch. The Bionic Bunch.
$11.6 Million*** cost… was it… too much?
Col. Austin, in an X-plane*, bad roll
O.S.I. had to put him back together
Bionic parts were bold
It’s the story of a girl named Jaime
Tennis pro who had an accident of her own
O.S.I. pieced her back together
Replaced her broken bones
Under Goldman they had to work together
With Bio-Electronics** they shared so much
German Shepherd, Max, then joined the family
That’s the way they all became the Bionic Bunch
The Bionic Bunch. The Bionic Bunch.
$11.6 Million*** cost… was it… too much?
* In the TV series it was the NASA-Northrop M2-F2 lifting body; in the new comic series, it is a military X-plane ** Bionics= Bio-Electronics *** $11.6 Million= $6 million for Steve, $4.6 million for Jaime, and $1 million for Max
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Rob - You have made the original stronger...faster...better than it was. Thanks for the nod to Richard Anderson (Oscar Goldman). He had a brief role as General George G. Meade in Ted Turner's film Gettsyburg. ;D
Thanks OMR. Btw, in the comic Steve's X-Plane is the hypersonic Deadalus that crashes. FYI
With Bionic Bigfoot lives next door
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