On Everything (Germs, Germs, Germs)
They are the reason (Germs, Germs, Germs)
I use bleach on my skin's surface, burn sensation

There's some in my corn, Some on my fly
Some on implants, They come in by heaps
Some on my grill, Some in my meal
Some in my bath, Tons in my jeep

Cleaned everything (Germs, Germs, Germs)
Committing high treason (Germs, Germs, Germs)
They're breaking in for no purpose, Locked in prison

Some germs on in my cup, They're always around
Some are in my pants, Some on my porn
Some germs right here on my bones
Some germs all gather on this fine leather

Don't call me neat freak (Germs, Germs, Germs)
There is a reason (Germs, Germs, Germs)
I'm acting like Monk on purpose, With a napkin

Some in my glove, Some on my date
Some in my drawers, Some swim in grease
Some germs in a can of mace, Some germs that you are always a-tasting

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Am I Insane (Germs, Germs, Germs)
All these organisms (Germs, Germs, Germs)
You'll find them on every surface, Understand Me?

Some in my veins, Some in this booze
Some in rear ends, Some up my nose
They're in the Gov, The ones that I hate
Crawling on cheese, I swear they have us slaved!!!