Song Parodies -> "Missed Her Trampoline, Man!"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Tambourine Man"

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Original Performer:

"Missed Her Trampoline, Man!"

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The Lyrics

They missed her trampoline, man - made a splat to see!
On that movie set, with all the cameras rolling too...

They missed her trampoline, man - made a splat to see!
In a single mangled morning, they dropped out of this world

Stunt Director, she said, "Boys,
It's time for you to fall -
From a platform not so tall -
Don't you be concerned at all -
It's as safe as it can get -
You just have to hit,
the trampoline that's under it"

The Stunt Men looked up and said, "Ma'm,
That platform in the sky -
Looks like it's eight miles high -
If we miss this we will die -
But, we're macho, we'll go for it!"

They missed her trampoline, man - made a splat to see!
On that movie set, with all the cameras rolling too...

They missed her trampoline, man - made a splat to see!
In a single mangled morning, they dropped out of this world

Gaffers, Grips, and Best Boys ran,
To see what they could do -
And the Stunt Director too -
When they reached that pile of goo -
They all knew just what to do -
Grabbed a camera, and,
they filmed it for a horror-flick...

The Stunt Men, they won every kind
of posthumous reward -
Academy Awards -
All those Oscars, what a hoard!
All Hollywood applauded them...

They missed her trampoline, man - made a splat to see!
On that movie set, with all the cameras rolling too...

They missed her trampoline, man - made a splat to see!
In a single mangled morning, they dropped out of this world

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Rick D - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment

What a fresh idea! I thought at first this was going to be about accidental pregnancy from misusing a diaphragm. However, having worked in Hollywood, stunt men generally use airbags. ( I know, picky, picky)

Johnny D - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment

"They missed her big air-bag, man" ...... hmmm, just doesn't have quite the same ring to it - LOL ! Thanks for your comment and vote Rick !

Guy - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Boy JD you sure jumped on this one with both feet. Nice fresh idea. Nice story too. My 5 key is getting worn out voting on your songs. Good job!

Johnny D - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you Guy !

Phil Alexander - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Brilliant, Johnny - sick, but brilliant ;-)

Johnny D - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Phil !

Jeff - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Say have you seen the google ads: "Smooth Hits from the 60s" ROFL!

Johnny D - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Haven't seen them, Jeff - thanks for the "heads-up" !

Claude Prez - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Sorry it took so long to comment on this; turns out I'd already voted though. Sick but fun, loved the "eight miles high" reference

Johnny D - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, Claude - I think you're the first person to specifically mention noticing the "Eight Miles High" reference I slipped in.

Paul Robinson - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny D - Good one! Well, nuts...Claude already glommed onto the "8 miles high" reference - and that was gonna be my witty remark to add on to this note. Oh, well...5's anyway...

Johnny D - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul!

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