Oh yes, back it up.
UPS Man
(Wait)
Wait UPS Man

Please UPS Man look and see
(oh yeah)
Is there something in that truck for me
(Please, please UPS Man)
Why's it taking such a long time
(Oh yeah)
If it dosn't get here I'll lose my mind

There must be
Something today
From Amazon,
or eBay.
Please UPS Man
Look and see
If there's a box
adressed to me.

I've been standin' here
Watin' UPS Man
So patientily
For some PEZ despencers
or some lederhosen
In a box saying
You Have Been Chosen

So many days
You passed me by
I just want to get my box full of beers
Or plastic googly eyes
You didn't stop
To make me feel better
By leavin me
Some playing cards or even a colonal pen feather.

Please UPS Man
( Why don't you check and see one more time, for me you gotta)
Wait a minute... wait a minute...
(UPS Man)
UPS Man look and see

(C'mon deliver the action figure Obie Won)
(So I can move from my front lawn)
Please, UPS Man