Song Parodies -> "Mister Crackman"

Original Song Title:

"Mister Sandman"

Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Mister Crackman"

Parody Written by:

Andrew McDonald

The Lyrics

Mister Crackman sell me some coke
Make it the strongest that I've ever smoked
Mix me two grams of powder in a spoon
Hand me the straw so I can snort it real soon

Crackman, I'm so depressed
Don't have no blow to help my stress
Please powder that magic smoke
Mister Crackman, sell me some smoke

Mister Crackman, sell me some coke
Make it the strongest that I've ever smoked
Call the dealer and fill up the spoon
Hand me the straw so I can snort it real soon

Crackman, I'm so depressed
Don't have no blow to help my stress
Please powder that magic smoke
Mister Crackman sell me some coke

Mister Crackman sell us some coke
Sugary white and snowy per that dealer bloke
Fill up this baggy right to the top
We'll snort all night and just won't stop

Mister Crackman, something to smoke
Please right now cause I need to toke
Call the dealer and fill up the spoon
Mister Crackman supplies us
Toke, Toke, Toke
Mister Crackman, sell us some coke

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