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Song Parodies -> "Bobby Brown"
Original Song Title:
"Charlie Brown"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Coasters
Parody Song Title:
"Bobby Brown"
Parody Written by:
Johnny Pyro
The Lyrics
Bing bang bap slap bam blam...dumb
A strong pimp hand knocked Whitney on her bum
Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown
He skipped town, that Bobby Brown
He's drunk and distraught; trying to run and flee
Why's Bobby always pimp slapping Whitney?
Knocked down on her knees, you know that's low
Smacking 'round your woman even if she's your own Ho
Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown
He skipped town, that Bobby Brown
He's drunk and distraught; trying to run and flee
Why's Bobby always pimp slapping Whitney?
Who's always drinking in the car?
Who's always frequenting the bar?
Who's always taking things too far?
Guess who! (who, me?) yeah, you!
Who walks in the courtroom, cool and slow?
Who told the judge, 'I had to check my Ho?'
Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown
He skipped town, that Bobby Brown
He's drunk and distraught; trying to run and flee
Why's Bobby always pimp slapping Whitney?
A strong pimp hand knocked Whitney on her bum
Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown
He skipped town, that Bobby Brown
He's drunk and distraught; trying to run and flee
Why's Bobby always pimp slapping Whitney?
Knocked down on her knees, you know that's low
Smacking 'round your woman even if she's your own Ho
Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown
He skipped town, that Bobby Brown
He's drunk and distraught; trying to run and flee
Why's Bobby always pimp slapping Whitney?
Who's always drinking in the car?
Who's always frequenting the bar?
Who's always taking things too far?
Guess who! (who, me?) yeah, you!
Who walks in the courtroom, cool and slow?
Who told the judge, 'I had to check my Ho?'
Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown
He skipped town, that Bobby Brown
He's drunk and distraught; trying to run and flee
Why's Bobby always pimp slapping Whitney?
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Very good!
Yeah this was pretty funny. "Who told the judge I had to check me ho?" I thought that was a good line.
He's gonna get twos... add them to his threes! "Why is everybody givin' five-ratings to me?" Because you're funny!
Poor Whitney. :(
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