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Song Parodies -> "Alt-factoid Number 9"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion Number 9"

Original Performer:

The Coasters, The Searchers, The Clovers

Parody Song Title:

"Alt-factoid Number 9"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

Alt-factoid Number 9 by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

I took my troubles up to Donald Trump.
You know, the Pres’dent with the orange-hued rump.
Pennsylvania Avenue pad seems fine
Where he sells little bits of Alt-factoid Number 9.

I told him I was a flop with chicks,
And so tired of those fact-checking critics.
He told me to just grab ‘em from behind,
And use a little more of Alt-factoid Number 9

He made me bend down and turn around.
He said, “I’m gonna make some stuff up and expound.”
It seems like the real truth can be unsound.
Alt must be true, I close my mind: astound, confound.

I know it is raining when it’s not.
Inauguration crowd: a million five on the dot.
Three million illegal votes, what a crime.
I need a little more Alt-factoid Number 9.
Alt-factoid Number 9.
Alt-factoid Number 9.
Alt-factoid Number 9.

And I’ll come back around again,
When I need some Alt-factoid Number 10.




Copyright 2017 by Jeffrey Moran

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Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - January 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Wonky pacing, (perhaps intended as a spoof?) otherwise detracts from the truths which you reveal.
Larry Hensley - January 26, 2017 - Report this comment
This parody's the cure for what ails you, 5's

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