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Song Parodies -> "Do You Love Meat?"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Love Me?"
Original Performer:
The Contours
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Love Meat?"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
SPOKEN:
You broke my heart
'Cause I couldn't cook
You wouldn't even touch my steak!
And now I'm back to let you know
I can really shake 'n' bake!
Do you love meat? (Chicken, pork or ewe?)
Do you love meat? (It used to moo!)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Now let's try canned Spam (Spam)
Salty chow, wow!
(Fork, fork), oooh, fork it up, baby!
(Pork, pork), well, it's got some meat, maybe!
(Slurp, slurp), look how it wiggles in my bowl, now! (Slurp)
With some mashed potatoes (With some mashed potatoes)
Gluelike grits (And some gluelike grits)
My gel-meat's glazy (gel-meat's glazy)
Tummy's like to do flips
(Tummy's like to do flips )
(Gelled meat) Gelled meat! (Gelled meat)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Now let's fry canned Spam (Spam)
Floppy chow, oh!
(Burp, burp)
Ah, steak it's not, fake it
(Urp, urp)
Ah, force it, force it down
(Work, work)
Ah, with a little Pepto-Bismol
(Glub, glub, glub, glub,
glub, glub, glub)
(Urk, urk), oh, gettin' sicker, baby
(Hurk, hurk), I'm a-wobbly, crazy!
(Glurk, glurk), feel nauseous and hazy--
Here come mashed potatoes (Here come mashed potatoes)
Spewin' up grits (And some spewed-up grits)
Now regurgitated ('gurgitated)
Vomit's ploppy like this
(Do bulemics like this?)
(Hell-meat) Hell-meat! (Hell meat)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Now we've tried canned Spam (Spam)
(Blurp, blurp), oh, vomit, vomit, baby!
(Yurk, yurk), oh, with globs of meat gravy!
(Splurt, splurt), oh, don't dare blame me!
(Blurp, blurp), oh, vomit, vomit, baby!
(Yurk, yurk), oh, with globs of meat gravy!
(Splurt, splurt), oh, don't dare blame me!
Oh, hey, hey, baby
You broke my heart
'Cause I couldn't cook
You wouldn't even touch my steak!
And now I'm back to let you know
I can really shake 'n' bake!
Do you love meat? (Chicken, pork or ewe?)
Do you love meat? (It used to moo!)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Now let's try canned Spam (Spam)
Salty chow, wow!
(Fork, fork), oooh, fork it up, baby!
(Pork, pork), well, it's got some meat, maybe!
(Slurp, slurp), look how it wiggles in my bowl, now! (Slurp)
With some mashed potatoes (With some mashed potatoes)
Gluelike grits (And some gluelike grits)
My gel-meat's glazy (gel-meat's glazy)
Tummy's like to do flips
(Tummy's like to do flips )
(Gelled meat) Gelled meat! (Gelled meat)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Now let's fry canned Spam (Spam)
Floppy chow, oh!
(Burp, burp)
Ah, steak it's not, fake it
(Urp, urp)
Ah, force it, force it down
(Work, work)
Ah, with a little Pepto-Bismol
(Glub, glub, glub, glub,
glub, glub, glub)
(Urk, urk), oh, gettin' sicker, baby
(Hurk, hurk), I'm a-wobbly, crazy!
(Glurk, glurk), feel nauseous and hazy--
Here come mashed potatoes (Here come mashed potatoes)
Spewin' up grits (And some spewed-up grits)
Now regurgitated ('gurgitated)
Vomit's ploppy like this
(Do bulemics like this?)
(Hell-meat) Hell-meat! (Hell meat)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Now we've tried canned Spam (Spam)
(Blurp, blurp), oh, vomit, vomit, baby!
(Yurk, yurk), oh, with globs of meat gravy!
(Splurt, splurt), oh, don't dare blame me!
(Blurp, blurp), oh, vomit, vomit, baby!
(Yurk, yurk), oh, with globs of meat gravy!
(Splurt, splurt), oh, don't dare blame me!
Oh, hey, hey, baby
©Bob Gomez 2005
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Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy! I've got no beef with it. I'm going whole hog over it.
Were you suffering from indigestion, angry at someone's cooking, or tired of commercials for the purple pill??
Almost enough to make me go back to being vegetarian... ;) 555
(laughs and falls out of her chair)
Michael: thanks for chewin' the fat with me.
bob: none of the above. I just get very silly sometimes with my ideas. And what does Viagra have to do with this?
LLLB: oh, no! What have I done? Nearly created another.....VEGETARIAN!!??!!
Kat: You can get up now and get back to enjoying a nice healthy meal of eggs with Spam, Spam sausage, bacon and Spam, Spam sandwich and Spam with Spam. d;:^)
bob: none of the above. I just get very silly sometimes with my ideas. And what does Viagra have to do with this?
LLLB: oh, no! What have I done? Nearly created another.....VEGETARIAN!!??!!
Kat: You can get up now and get back to enjoying a nice healthy meal of eggs with Spam, Spam sausage, bacon and Spam, Spam sandwich and Spam with Spam. d;:^)
(laughs till she barfs) 5's
Three words of advice: Textured Vegetable Protein! :-)
Thanks, Mason. I'll take those three words with a grain of salt. And some Spam.
LOLOL!!!! 5's
545. This was spamazing AND hamb-tacular.
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