I saw her sliding toward the drain.
Foamy bubbles 'round her.
She couldn't wash her hair,
The most she could do was scream.

And I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew),
Shower Gremlins got her. (got her, got her, got her).
Gremlins everywhere - Shower if you dare.
(If you dare, Just beware)
'Cause . . .

They're in your shower, girl!
And as I called her name,
They pulled her down the drain.
I'll hold your towel, girl!
Here's all that's left of you -
A bathtub ring or two. (Ring or, Ring or two)

The gremlins laughed below the tub.
She sank under the suds,
I reached for her hand - but she slid down the drain alone.

And I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew),
Shower Gremlins snatched her (snatched her, snatched her, snatched her).
Snatched her soapy bod - Now she'll be a Pod.
(Be a Pod, Ain't that odd?)
You've . . .

Gone down the shower, girl!
I had to call the cops,
Thank God, they brought a mop.
Blamed it on prowlers, girl!
The sheriff got irate.
He thinks I'm Norman Bates. (Norman, Norman Bates)

In my cell this winter's eve,
Can't find a soul who believes.
And all I have left is one little quarter for a call.

I'll call you ('Cause you're the only girl, it's true),
Who could make me happy (Happy, Doesn't this sound Sappy)
Get me out on bail - I'll tell you my tale.
(Tell my tale, tell my tale)
Then...

You'll take a shower, girl - I'll even fill the tub,
With lots of foamy suds.
I'll hold your towel, girl.
No, I don't hear laughin'.
Perhaps it's just the wind.