-> "A Dirty Love Song"
Original Song Title:
"Red Rubber Ball"
Original Performer:
The Crykle
Parody Song Title:
"A Dirty Love Song"
The Lyrics
Miss McCarthy, who said you could write?
A friend, lover, the butcher, baker?
Because none of them were right.
Now you know you're not the William Goldman of our time.
If I never see your film again, I won't say it's a crime.
Did you think, "It's gonna be a hit.
Yeah, the best film of the year."
The morning sun will soon shine on your gold rasberry.
You never cared for substance or for plot.
Yeah, you just went for the cheap laughs,
Which you never got.
Girlies drowning in menstrual blood. That scene made us snore.
And yet the IMDB tells me you're writing more?
Did you think, "It's gonna be a hit.
Yeah, the best film of the year."
The morning sun will soon shine on your gold rasberry.
If Dirty Love's a tree, then it was doomed to fall.
I am amazed the studio
Released it at all.
The quote "comedy" that we saw just bored us to the end.
I got my tickets comped, my dear, that's all I'm gonna spend.
Did you think, "It's gonna be a hit.
Yeah, the best film of the year."
The morning sun will soon shine on your gold rasberry.
Whoa.
Did you think, "It's gonna be a hit.
Yeah, the best film of the year."
The morning sun will soon shine on your gold rasberry.
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