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Song Parodies -> "My Hairy Butt / Shave My Butt Fine Please"

Original Song Title:

"Aquarius / Let The Sunshine In"

Original Performer:

The Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"My Hairy Butt / Shave My Butt Fine Please"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

The bathroom within the summer house
Was filled with stuff from wall to wall
Some Rogaine™ had spilled in there
That's where I took a fall

That was the spawning of the plague of my hairy butt
Plague of my hairy butt
My hairy butt !
My hairy butt !

Hairiness is understatement
For my fur's lack of abate-ment
Shaving is a fool's endeavor
My butt's hairier than ever
And there's no depilatory
To relieve this purgatory
My hairy butt !
My hairy butt !

When the moon is in the seventh house
My pooper's fur climbs to my brow
My teeth grow sharp as razors
Guess I'm a werewolf now

And now I'm howling for a cure for my hairy butt
Cure for my hairy butt
My hairy butt !
My hairy butt !
My hairy butt !
My hairy butt !

Shave my butt fine, shave my butt fine please, my butt fine please
Shave my butt fine, shave my butt fine please, my butt fine please
Shave my butt fine, shave my butt fine please, my butt fine please

[continue to end with concurrent scat]

Oh, shave it fine!
C'mon now everybody just sing along!
Shave his butt fine please!
Open up your shorts, and shave it so fine please!
When your butt's hairrrrry, shave it fine please!
When your butt's hairrrrry, shave it fine please!
Gotta open up your shor-hor-horts, and shave it so fine please!
And when you feel like your butt's defeated,
And barbers turn away,
Just open your shor-hor-horts, and shave it fine please!
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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8
Total Votes: 8

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Rick D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Hope this isn't based on a true story
Adagio - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Lol!
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This really made us laugh Johnny! You kook! ;-) Great stuff LOL
Johnny D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks folks ! This one just came to me last night in a moment of irresistible goofiness.
Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL !
Steven Cavanagh - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Is this National Butt Shaving Day or something? Or did you just have similar brainwaves? :-)
John Jenkins - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody. I'm sure that the people at Rogaine appreciate your reference to their product. They might want to use this parody to promote the product.
Johnny D - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks WM, SC, and JJ !
john wagers - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
i think my butt is more hairyer than yours
Phil Alexander - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFL! JD, I really don't know what to say...
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Philbo! How about, "This is the dawning of the Age of Hilarious!" ;-D
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not the best of yours I've seen but certainly enjoyable and with a great title. 5-5-4 ...don't ask.
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Luke. "don't ask", eh? Okay, if you say so. I hope this parody didn't hit a little too close to home in any particular way....
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I was actually saying not to question the logic behind '5-5-4', but there is this huge rugby player, I believe your term would be a 'jock' who is rumoured to have undergone a similar follicle-removement program as described in your parody. (May I just comment that my humour may be 'jockular' but certainly not my buttocks.)
Johnny D - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, okay....heh heh heh! ;-D
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, I see, that random bit of punctuation at the end was a Rorschach-esque test. Hmm, let's see... Hey, wait a minute! Where'd you get that photo of my shorn butt?!
Jeff Reuben - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Must have been the butt of a lot of jokes as a kid
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff.
Meriadoc - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) An interesting take on an old classic...
Adagio - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) revoting 5's lol
Johnny D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Merry and Pat.
Jack Wilson - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL I rememebr this, 555!

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